"i always wear knickers under my bike shorts".
[blank stare]
"i'm a girl..."
[as above]
"we have smegma."
[door slamming closed/crickets chirping]
the x- chromosome argument is strongly supported by the fact that wearing undies provides an extra layer (really, it's a barrier).
~ it's better for the environment to recycle.
~ bike shorts are expensive.
~ regular chamois funk is already bad enough
~ who has time to do laundry that many times in one week?
go ahead: ask your girlfriend/friend/friend's girlfriend/co-worker. two out of every three women are sporting a VPL (visible panty line) out there on the trails.
3 comments:
So knickers are panties?
yes. but i DETEST the "p" word. ugh. it's one of those horrible sounding words that makes my ears bleed just to hear it out loud.
Disa, truer words were never spoken... I will never go commando under bike shorts. It's just not happening. As my brother would say, "word."
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