Thursday, October 18, 2007

i don't do commando

"i always wear knickers under my bike shorts".

[blank stare]

"i'm a girl..."

[as above]

"we have smegma."

[door slamming closed/crickets chirping]

the x- chromosome argument is strongly supported by the fact that wearing undies provides an extra layer (really, it's a barrier).

~ it's better for the environment to recycle.
~ bike shorts are expensive.
~ regular chamois funk is already bad enough
~ who has time to do laundry that many times in one week?

go ahead: ask your girlfriend/friend/friend's girlfriend/co-worker. two out of every three women are sporting a VPL (visible panty line) out there on the trails.


Jill said...

So knickers are panties?

disa said...

yes. but i DETEST the "p" word. ugh. it's one of those horrible sounding words that makes my ears bleed just to hear it out loud.

Brooke said...

Disa, truer words were never spoken... I will never go commando under bike shorts. It's just not happening. As my brother would say, "word."