"it can flush five golf balls"

for the last 8 months i have been checking email/facebook/blogging every morning, planted upon a minty throne. and despite the obvious calming properties of the colour green to promote colonic dilation, i am willing to take the risk of "lavatory legs" and haemherroids for something a little more contemporary-- versus the current bowl that has obviously been ergonomically designed for an oompa-loompa.



i am also eager to test the 'golf ball guarantee'.