as with white socks/sandals and too tight bra straps cutting into back fat, the VPL is something to be avoided at all costs (or so that bony, nasally woman on TLC's fashion faux pas show would have us believe). a visible knicker line, whether underneath your clothes or seen hanging out of them is not classy. nor is a knicker wedgie. however, the g-string devotees are not without their own trashy versions. worse than the knicker wedgie, is the clothing wedgie. butt cheeks that may not be lifted, are certainly separated, ravenously devouring sweatpants, pyjama pants and dress pants indiscriminately.
i will not be held responsible if i am overcome with the impulse to yank your sweat/pj/dress wedgie if you happen to be standing in front of me at walgreens/the post office/kroger.
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I have, on more than one occassion, wanted to pull the wedgie out of the butt of a stranger. Not sure how it would go over but it would be an improvement for onlookers...
Laughter rings here!
I could never want to pull a wedgie unless I was so attracted to some studly muffin, but then, I wouldn't be able to stop grinning to do it, and this blog post would roll into my head.
Well, grocery shopping would certainly become more entertaining if more people succumbed to those impulses. :-) :-) :-)
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