Wednesday, December 5, 2007

recalls

we have a designated employee who forwards us all the latest recall information. this is particularly useful when it pertains to faulty car seats that eject infants faster than michael knight ever exited kit. however, the product 'fault line' is definitively crossed when old navy recalls children's fleece jackets because the toggle can get caught in door handles and "trap" errant and hyped up children.

perhaps parents can return the fleece and exchange it for a jacket made of bubble wrap. of course running into doorways could snap! crackle! and pop! scaring the tiny tikesters and give them bad dreams, or door jamb phobia.

4 comments:

mansuetude said...

Everyone should a bit of bubblewrap around them at times... it would solve a lot of problems...

Kat said...

I think all children under the age of 14 should be confined to a bubble. That'll teach 'em.

Knight Rider effin rules!

ALF said...

I'm going to dress my children exclusively in bubble wrap.

Also, I like the polka dot background on your site!

Jill said...

"the toggle can get caught in door handles and 'trap' errant and hyped up children."

Wait...you're saying that like it's a BAD thing!!!?!?

Alf - just post pictures, okay? :-)