Friday, February 23, 2007

stinky feet

every pair of mary jane shoes i have owned over the age of 20 have one thing in common; an extremely strong smell of bad feet. bad man feet. except mine are dainty, female, size 5 feet. making a morning footwear selection that involves these particular shoes is also about making a comittment to wear them all day until they are eventually taken off, effectively sealing the pong in; sort of like 'depends' for your feet. no other human, apart from a brother, loved one, or good friend who has her own 'stinky feet shoes' should ever be witness to the the smell, however in these cases, go ahead and wiggle and waft your toes at them as much as possible.

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