Saturday, May 29, 2010

axel eats small children for breakfast

pineland farms is a former sanatorium that was recently converted into a year round playground for all the things anyone worth their north face collection could ever hope to do on a trail. this weekend includes races of varying distance that can be done barefoot, wheel barrow style, as a 3-legged event, and even with your very own four-legged friend. because more so than those crazy 'cat people', the dog owner will go to great lengths to anthropomorphize their pooch, forking out $30 for a chance to run with their pal (and a technical race t-shirt) in a 5k "canicross".

typically race regulations set limits on the use of mp3's, placement of bib number, and tripping your fellow competitors in the start corral. in canicross, disqualification occurs if you do not pick up after your dog (this may have more to do with the fact that the barefoot 5k's start time was after), and so it is entirely realistic that runner's will have to make a pit stop and then transport a little sack of steamers across the finish line as well.

unfortunately, axel was beaten by a girl, and a small yappie one at that.

overall, he enjoyed the scenic course, appreciated the placement of aide stations, and has even committed to registering again next year- although he wants a race number too.

i think that this may be due, in large part, to the unlimited and free beer available to all runners.


Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Oh yeah, well free beer - of course! I'll have a number too for that matter.

Disa said...

i'm just waiting for gatorade to come out with a margarita flavour.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Hmmm...well maybe I'd be willing to give gatorade a try if they did that!

mansuetude said...

oh ya, i can see me running the trails after a free margarita (need the salt, right!) ha ha in the heat... look for me under the tree leaning into the wood whistling to the birds who will also be drinking the goods.

mansuetude said...

love that photo of your dog at the beer cup!

Disa said...

axel likes the micro brews. of course then he goes and ruins it when he gets into the bloody boxed wine.