repeat after me:
"stop elbowing me!"
"well, stop snoring. i can't sleep"
"now i'm not sleeping!"
"but you were!"
"just go to sleep!"
"i can't sleep if you're snoring!"
"if you're sleeping you wont hear me snore!"
"well, just roll over onto your side. when you lay on your back you tend to snore more"
"stop talking, i'm trying to sleep"
"well, stop snoring, i'm trying to get to sleep"
"now i can't go to sleep...do you think you could turn your alarm clock to face the other way, the light from the numbers is keeping me awake?"
"just close your eyes, then it will be dark"
"it's not the same, i can still see the light and it's keeping me awake"