and then she moved to asheville; suddenly i was shopping around for someone else to run with who met criteria for: lethargic pace, parallel neuroses, and compatible views on start times (4am is not an acceptable hour to become acquainted with lactic acid).
and then i moved.
magazine columnists assert that after a couple of rebounds, the 'one' has usually either been right under your nose and/or (subsequently) not what you were expecting. i have officially found myself another blonde to cover the many miles of asphalt with. he gives me a reason to get out of the door (turning the living room into a post-apocalyptic movie set at 5 o'clock every day is too exhausting for all parties), maintains the aforementioned pace due to his dwarf-like inside leg measurement, and also appears to garner the same level of uninvited attention from motorists, pedestrians, and canines, to keep a building site busy for a week.
he is, however, unable to relate to my chafing woes, but will happily sniff at them, or any other runner we happen to encounter.
4 comments:
HILARIOUS!!!
speaking of being good for the ego...
that last phrase is rock awesome! I am grinning... do i thank your writing or that handsome partner of yours!
love the connection to the blonde ...
no turbulence here, a sunny day with chirping. :)
glad the air is smooth there :)
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