upon entering the lift ("elevator" for the 3 american readers) at UofL's hospital to visit an employee who just "hatched", i fixated on a sign instructing me to "remember elevator etiquette". my mind began boggling. categories could probably be divided into bodily functions; bodily fluids; personal space; verbal interactions with others (real, fictional, deceased); compulsive button pushing behaviours; nudity. i would really like to see the sign with an addendum or at least a couple of concrete bullet points. of course they would also have to be in braille.
two days later i found myself in another lift. this one did not have a "please remember" sign. it might explain the guy with a cane, trying to fart on marvin the martian.
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