~ the apparent humour of "everybody loves raymond" and "king of queens"
~ resisting the impulse to pick a thick, bubbling scab
~ (to louisvillians) the magnetic pull to dine at ramsi's
~ (to joe public) applebees, olive garden, in fact any type of "chain", be it a hotel or coffee shop
~ flavoured coffee
~ norah jones (unless youre standing in line at mcstarbucks waiting for a venti-mocha-grande-latte-chino, or taking an aromatherapy bubble bath, burning scented candles while your ovaries are throbbing at the state of your personal life
~ purses with more belts than a strait jacket
~ people who name their plants/cars/children; "magenta sky", "pineapple", "rocket ship" and call their dog/pot bellied pig; "jack" or "simon"
~ obese vegetarians
~ dog owners at the park, who allow their beloveds to jump (unleashed) out of the car and then become upset (at motorists/pedestrians/cyclists) when poochie runs excitedly into a baby jogger/under a truck/into the spokes of a bike
~ the appreciation for dave eggers
~ the ubiquity of crocs
~ sunglasses the size of woks
~ blue nail polish
~ "christians" who have sex (repeatedly) before marriage
~ people who get obsessive about the flu shot every year, but refuse to medicate a throbbing headache because they want to 'wait it out'
...i dont understand.