- have you seen my wallet?
- no.
- but i had it in one of the bags when i brought in the stuff from the supermarket- which YOU unpacked.
- who puts their wallet in a shopping bag?
- well what did you do with it when you put away the food?
- i don't know, i don't remember seeing it (WHO puts their wallet in a shopping bag?)
- you must have thrown it away.
- why would i throw your wallet away? (WHY would you put your wallet in a shopping bag?)
[much rifling through the rubbish bin]
- it might behoove you to identify one location for your sunglasses/watch/wallet/keys, besides the roof of the car/anywhere the labrador's jaws can reach/ in the pocket of something that goes into the laundry bin and subsequently the washing machine...
- ha! i found it. you did throw it out with the bags.
- WHO PUTS THEIR WALLET IN A SHOPPING BAG?
- this is why you shouldn't be so obsessed with tidying.
- (...!...).
4 comments:
Glad you were able to find it before garbage day! It's funny, I just recently posted about my fiancee throwing away several boxes of brand new contact lenses. 'Cause WHO keeps their new contact lenses in an empty Q-tip box?!?!?! Oh wait...that would be me...
"fiance"??? congratulations. sounds like you upgraded to a better version ;)
I fear this is a story bout me. These days. I seem to have no house keys. No sunglasses. No idea how or where they r. Too young for alzheimers I am certain.
but you remember the really important things. :)
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