a hot rod show, baptist convention, orphan's picnic (where the primary focus is beer rather than waify street urchins), and a good ole southern style wedding- minus the fried chicken, ATV's, lower back tat's, and acid washed denim, was the latest reason for a foray into travel, turbulence, and truncated cuticles.
to those with inverted nostrils: the american midwest is more than just 2 hours, out of a cross country/coast to coast flight. they have molded plastic animals, decorated in whimsical, local styles on the street-- all of which are just begging to be adorned.
and enterprise car rental, specifically covering the southern states, should seriously consider offering: "add daisy dukes", in addition to the: "GPS/if you crash into a UPS truck insurance" options.
gettin' lucky in kentucky...
which is exactly what this adopted belle will be doing next june. y'all.