Thursday, December 20, 2007

emotionally constipated

this morning i was stuck in traffic for over an hour to drive just 3 miles. unfortunately i had just consumed 3 cups of coffee and i had no wide necked vessels in the central console to try and relieve the most basic of bodily functions. i hobbled across the car park to get to the toilet when i finally arrived at work. what a relief.

i am uncomfortable around other people's emotional diahrea. however, emotional constipation eventually results in a painful mess (not to mention haemharroids).


Anonymous said...

caffeine is well known for its diuretic effect.. why anyone would want to consume 3 coffees first thing in the morning is anyones guess..

ALF said...

well, thanks for sharing!